If I see this, I’m turning around.

Alligators are dinosaurs that have continued into the present day. These massive creatures take over swamps, roadways and everything in between, carrying their giant 12-foot long bodies anywhere they think they might be able to get a snack, your house included.

That’s why, if you see an alligator, you should turn and go in the other direction (or bonk it on the head, I guess). Alternatively, if you hate your life and have no desire to continue living, you could boat on through, filming the whole thing for the internet.